May 16th marked a milestone in my life. I turned 30. I must admit, turning 30 has done a number on my mind. Just the sound of it: Thirty. Me? Impossible! I say this not because I believe 30 is old, but because it has snuck up on me out of the blue. There are so many things I had hoped to accomplish by age 30 that for one reason or another have not come to pass. Rather than focus on that which I did not accomplish, I am going to focus on that which I hope to accomplish. And so here you have it! I have compiled a list of 30 things I want to do this year while I'm 30 years old. Some of them will take me out of my comfort zone. Some are things I should have been doing all along. Some will be a whole lot of fun! All of it will make for good blogging.



Hello, 30. Let's be friends.


Monday, October 31, 2011

Number 24: Halloween


I'll admit, I did not put any effort whatsoever into number 24. It's got me a tad bit depressed, actually. See, I love dressing up in costume. I love coming up with the perfect idea and then creating my costume from scratch. One year I went as a mouse, and Tobin went as a keyboard. Another year I was a goth. Oh, and one year Tobin and I were both stick people. Our costume was made out of those glowsticks and when it was dark outside, that's all you could see coming at you. (That was the most fun costume I've worn to date in my book). Halloween costumes have been important in my family for as long as I can remember. My mom used to hand sew our costumes every year to ensure that we had original and creative costumes. I have carried that creativity and attention to detail into adulthood.

And that is why my store bought Frankenstein mask from the dollar bin at Target is a bit of a disgrace. But the fact of the matter is, I didn't put any effort into a costume because I didn't have anywhere to go. We still have only managed to make a handful of friends here in Florida and so we did not gain an invite to any Halloween parties this year. In addition, we do not get Trick-Or-Treaters here, so there was no point in dressing up for the kids either. So, sad though it is, the above is my costume for this year, and I honestly only did it so that I could scratch this item off of my list. Not my best effort, but it's done anyway!

Number 23: The Fall Activities

Well, my Fall activity day turned out to be a Fall activity week. Instead of squeezing all of my fun Fall activities into one single day, I did one activity a day during the week my mom was here visiting me. I love Fall. Fall is my favorite season of all, and it's one of the top things I miss most living in Florida. I miss the crisp, cool weather and the crunch of leaves under my feet. I miss the beautifuly colored trees and the smell of bonfires in the air. Hayrides, corn mazes, and pumpkin carving--all of these things fill the Autumn days with fun.

While the hayride and corn maze was rendered impossible due to a tropical rain storm, I was able to squeeze in some other great Fall activities. We visited a pumpkin patch and picked out pumpkins, which we carved. We made caramel apples (and dipped them in chocolate chips, which I might add is a fabulous way to eat them). I decorated the house for Fall. Even in Florida, Fall activities are fun and exciting! Here are some pictures of the festivities.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Number 28: The Scripture

The task of memorizing an entire chapter of scripture was difficult to begin because I could not decide on which chapter to memorize. First, I didn’t want pick a chapter that was too short and make it too easy on myself. Second, I didn’t want to pick a Psalm just because many of those are used in worship songs and again I didn’t want it to be too easy. I also, of course, didn’t want to pick anything too long or difficult—I mean, I do want to succeed here. So I landed on Matthew 6. At thirty four verses, this chapter would not be considered too short, nor too long. On top of that, I already had about ten of the verses committed to memory over the years of Sunday school and Bible studies, so I had a good head start on it. Plus, the last few verses about not worrying are ones that the Lord brings to mind often. So here is Matthew 6 (NIV) written from memory. You’ll have to take my word for it that I’m not cheating. If you see me, feel free to put me on the spot and have me recite it for you. I’m up for the challenge.

Matthew 6

Be careful not to do your acts of righteousness before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your father in heaven. So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets like the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be done in secret. And then you’re father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, shut the door, and pray to your father who is unseen. And then your father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like the pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your father knows what you need before you ask him. This, then, is how you should pray:

Our father in heaven, hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
Forgive us our debts as we also have forgiven our debtors.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.

For if you forgive man when they sin against you, your heavenly father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive man their sin, your father will not forgive your sin.

When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show that they are fasting. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face so that it will not be obvious to anyone that you are fasting, but only to your father who is unseen. Then your father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eyes are good, your whole body will be full of light. If your eyes are bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If, then, the light within you is darkness, how great is that darkness!

Man cannot serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

Therefore, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and your body more important than clothes? Look at the birds of the air. They do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Who of you why worrying can add a single hour to his life? And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. And yet I tell you that Solomon in all his splendor was not dressed like one of these. If this is how God clothes the grass of the fields, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, how much more will he clothe you, O you of little faith?

Therefore, do not worry saying “What shall we eat”, “What shall we drink”, or “What shall we wear?” for the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly father knows that you need them. But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all of these things will be given to you as well. Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Number 4: The Story

My friend gave me some writing prompts one day to cure my boredom. This story is what came out of that.

Her prompts: a story about a girl and YOUR personal TOP 3 Fears (vomit, losing a loved one, spiders). Also include these 4 elements: elephant, tree, a leaf and a window.

So here you have it...

Chelsea’s Day Off

Chelsea Monroe did NOT want to go to school. She could hear her mother’s high heels click against the tile, making her way down the hall to Chelsea’s room. Chelsea had to think fast. There wasn’t much time. She pinched her cheeks hard until they turned bright red, ran her fingers through her hair so that it stuck up all over the place, and mustered up a tear or two behind her eyelids. Just as Chelsea’s mom began to inch open the bedroom door, Chelsea dove under the covers and gave a small groan.

“Chelsea?” her mother asked, “It’s time to leave for school, honey. What are you still doing in bed?”

Chelsea groaned a little louder this time and slowly pulled the covers down, revealing her teary eyes and rosy cheeks.

“Oh, are you not feeling good, baby?” her mother asked, placing her cool hands on Chelsea’s cheeks.

Chelsea shook her head and groaned again. “I feel like I’m going to puke,” she said in a barely audible voice. She felt a twinge of guilt at lying to her mother, but Chelsea pushed the guilt aside.

Chelsea’s mother examined her daughter closely; as Chelsea put on the most pathetic sick face she could muster. “Well,” her mother said, “I suppose I can keep you home from school today. You do look a little flushed and your eyes are watery.”

“Okay, Mom.” Chelsea croaked in her pathetic sickly sounding voice, “But will you stay home with me? To take care of me?” This was, of course, part of the scheme. Chelsea knew very well that her mother would not be able to stay home with her. In fact, if Chelsea had thought her mother would stay home with her, she would not have asked.

Chelsea’s mom hesitated briefly at her daughter’s request. It broke her heart to have to leave her baby girl at home alone when she was sick. But at twelve years old, Chelsea was old enough to stay home alone and Chelsea’s mother could not take time off work on such short notice. “I’m sorry, but I have to go to work, sweetie. I will call to check on you throughout the day. You’ll be okay,” she said.

With that, Chelsea’s mother kissed her daughter’s forehead, tucked the covers around her, and left.

Chelsea waited until she heard her mother lock the front door, then she let a huge grin cross her face and threw back her covers in victory. She crossed her bedroom floor, stepping over books, clothes, and hair accessories, to the window that looked out onto the street. She saw her mother’s car back out the driveway and then make its way down the street. Chelsea watched until she could no longer see the car, and then began dancing around the room.

Chelsea made her way to the kitchen for breakfast. Out of habit, she began to reach for the organic yogurt in the fridge, but she stopped herself. “What am I doing,” Chelsea thought to herself, “Today is my day off! I don’t have to eat mom’s health food!” She rummaged around in the fridge, shoving things this way and that, until she found what she was looking for. Chelsea brought the platter to the kitchen counter. There in front of her were two double fudge brownies leftover from her cousin’s birthday party last weekend.

“Breakfast!” Chelsea shouted. She grabbed a fork and got ready to dig in. Just then, she spotted something on the counter that made her scream at the top of her lungs.

“SPIDER!” Chelsea screamed, “EW! SPIDER!” Chelsea Monroe did NOT like spiders.

Chelsea ran to the hallway closet, grabbed the first tennis shoe she could put her hands on, and ran back to the kitchen. She raised the shoe high above her head, ready to smash it down on the ugly brown spider, when suddenly she realized the spider was no longer there! Panicked, she turned to the right and the left. She looked at every inch of the counter and the floor, but she could not find the spider. The hair on her arms stood on end. She knew the spider was still in the room. She could sense it.

“Are you looking for me?” a male voice with a British accent called out.

Startled, Chelsea froze in place. Was she hearing things? “He—Hello?” she asked timidly to the seemingly empty kitchen.

“Over here!” she heard in reply. The voice sounded like it was coming from her breakfast of brownies. She inched her way over to the plate, and slowly lowered her face to inspect the brownies up close. That’s when she saw him. The brown spider was sitting on top of her brownie, shoving chocolate crumbs into his mouth with one leg and waving hello with another. She gasped and jumped backwards in fright.

“Don’t be afraid!” the spider said in a friendly voice, “I’m just very hungry and when I saw you take these brownies out of the fridge, I knew this was exactly what I was craving. You don’t mind if I share, do you?”

Chelsea had never in her life been asked to share her breakfast with a spider. She suddenly no longer wanted the brownies. “Th—that’s okay. You can have them. I—I’ll just have my yogurt.”

“Very well then,” the spider said, “but could I ask you one favor, love? Would you mind putting down that tennis shoe? You’re putting me on edge a bit.”

Chelsea glanced at the shoe that she held in her hand, still poised to strike. She slowly lowered her arm and let the shoe drop to the floor. Then she pulled her yogurt out of the fridge and began to eat it. “S-so…you’re a spider. A-and. You…talk?”

The spider jumped off the brownie onto the counter, took a bow, and said, “Martin Emery, pleasure to meet you!”

“Chelsea. Chelsea Monroe. But…I still don’t understand. Spiders don’t talk.”

Martin gave Chelsea a puzzled look and said, “Have you tried listening?”

Chelsea had indeed never tried to listen to a spider. It never occurred to her that a spider might have something to say. She took a long look at Martin with his eight legs and tiny brown body. Chelsea Monroe usually did not like spiders, but she was willing to see what her new friend had to say.

“Okay, Martin,” Chelsea said, “What would you like to talk about?”

Martin’s face fell and he sat down on the counter sullenly. “These days I haven’t felt much like talking,” he said, “On account of I can’t find my wife. Oh, how I miss my Lucy. But I don’t know where she is! It all happened three days ago…

Lucy and I were out in the park, enjoying a bit of sunshine. She was napping under a big oak tree and I was getting a little exercise, spinning my web through the leaves. All of a sudden, a strong wind came out of the East and I found myself blowing away from the tree. I held onto my web for dear life as the wind blew me farther and farther away. I could see my Lucy, sleeping so soundly under the tree, getting smaller and smaller in the distance. By the time the wind died down, I found myself gently set upon a dandelion in a field of grass. I was so far away that I could not even see the top of the oak tree. The wind had spun me around on my web and made me dizzy. I wasn’t even sure which direction to go. I set out to the West, hoping I was going the right way, but I never found the oak tree again. I’ve been looking for my Lucy ever since.”

Martin finished his tale, wiping a tear from his eye. Chelsea was close to tears as well and she was suddenly filled with love and compassion for this poor spider that she had intended to smash with her tennis shoe.

“Martin,” Chelsea said with determination, “I will help you find Lucy. Together, we will find your wife.”

“Would you? Would you really? I would appreciate that so much.” Martin said, a smile beginning to play on the corner of his lips.

“I know just where to start!” Chelsea exclaimed with determination. “There is a park down the street with a big oak tree near the playground. If it’s the same oak tree, maybe your Lucy is waiting there for you!”

With that, Chelsea scooped up Martin in the palm of her hand, slipped on her tennis shoes, and off they went. The park was at the end of Chelsea’s street. Since it was a school day, there was no one in sight. Martin crawled up her arm and perched on her shoulder to get a better view. As she entered the park gate, she heard Martin exclaim in her ear, “That’s it, Chelsea! That oak tree is where I last saw my Lucy!”

Chelsea picked up her pace and hurried over to the tree. She began looking carefully along the bark of the tree, hoping to see a female spider sitting there. As she was inspecting the tree, Martin gave a deep sigh. “She’s not here.” Martin said quietly.

“How do you know, Martin?” Chelsea asked, “This is a big tree. Lucy could be up on the highest branch for all we know. You have to keep looking!”

Martin smiled a sad little smile. “She would not be up in the tree, Chelsea. If she were here, I would see her. I would know.” He turned in circles and looked around the park. “In fact, she is not here at all. She is nowhere in this park. My Lucy is gone.” A tear trickled down Martin’s cheek.

Refusing to give up, Chelsea marched on. “She has to be here, Martin! Lucy would not leave you.” Chelsea marched through the park, along the bike path. She marched up the hill and down the hill. She marched past the soccer pitch and marched past the baseball field. She kept walking and walking, all the while asking Martin, “Is she here? Do you see her?”

Finally, after quite some time, Chelsea and Martin heard music. There, at the outskirts of the park, a small traveling circus was set up. When Martin saw this, he got excited. “Go that way, Chelsea! To the circus! My Lucy might be there! She just might be there!”

Chelsea ran toward the circus. She saw a man and a woman practicing on a trapeze. She saw a clown putting on his makeup. She saw a lion in a cage, two horses running circles, and an elephant drinking water.

“THERE SHE IS!” Martin exclaimed, “LUCY! LUCY!”

Chelsea followed Martin’s gaze and started walking toward the animal pen. She did not know how Martin could spot his wife from so far a distance. When she reached the edge of the animal pen, she still could not see any spiders.

Just then, Martin hopped off of Chelsea’s shoulder, onto the wooden post of the animal pen, and then right onto the trunk of the elephant. “LUCY! My Lucy, I thought I had lost you!” he exclaimed.

The elephant’s eyes began to water and she wiggled her ears excitedly. Then, without warning, she gave a loud toot of her horn that sounded distinctly like the word, “Martin!”

Chelsea started at the pair with confusion. “Y-You mean Lucy is…an elephant??”

Martin looked at Chelsea with a grin on his face. “Well of course she is! My beautiful Lucy is an elephant. Thank you for helping me find her. Thank you, Chelsea Monroe!”

For a moment, Chelsea thought about asking more questions about this odd couple. Until today, she didn’t know that spiders could talk, much less marry elephants. Chelsea kept her questions to herself, deciding that the world is full of mysteries she will never know the answers to. It was with a mixture of sadness and relief that Chelsea said her goodbyes to her new friends Martin and Lucy. She then walked back to her house by herself.

As she walked in the front door, she heard the phone ringing. The clock above the fireplace told her it was just after ten o’clock. “Hello?” she answered the phone.

“Hi honey, it’s mom! How are you feeling? Are you any better? What have you been doing this morning?” Chelsea’s mother asked on the other end of the line.

“Hi, mom. I talked with a spider and took him to the traveling circus to find his missing wife, who is an elephant.” Chelsea answered.

Chelsea’s mother paused before saying, “Honey, you must be running fever. Should I come home?”

“No, mom,” Chelsea said with a smile, “I’m feeling much better. I think I will be able to go back to school tomorrow for sure.”

With that, Chelsea hung up the phone and went into the kitchen. She picked up a fork and began eating what was left of the fudge brownies. It was only ten o’clock. She wondered what the rest of her day off had in store for her.